Well, actually...

If indifference is indeed the opposite of love, then I suppose that my top 10 list of players I hate would be full of players who I have seen, but by which I was not moved emotionally to the point of dislike. Having made my fascinatingly irrelevant comment, my least favorite players are:

1. The one whose name shall not be written...You know, Karl Malone.
2. The same, but only louder, in case a bus was going by or you were chewing something crunchy.
3. Antoine Walker, although I think he could be a good power forward (I said POWER FORWARD, Antoine, not guard)
4. Walter McCarty (I never know what he is supposed to be doing)
5. Ron Artest (who I also just hate)
6. There is no #6 (special thanks to the Monty Python - Bruces sketch - Series 2, Episode 22)
incidentally, the best Monty Python web page is here
7. Shaquille O'Neal (because he is boring to watch)
8. Luke Walton (because if he is playing, then his dad is usually one of the commentators, and it just gives Bill something else to say)
9. Austin Croshere
10. Bo Outlaw (because although he is tall, fast, well conditioned and strong, he has none to negative basketball skills)
11. The Heat
12. P.J. Brown
13. Keith Van Horn (because you never know if he will be the Van Horn who can't make a shot, can't get a rebound, can't run a lane, and can't pass to an open man or the Van Horn who isn't particularly needed on that night)

My least favorite NBA commentators are:
1. Doug Collins
2. Bill Walton

Who's your favorite?

My favorite players to watch in the NBA are (in no particular order):

Dirk Nowitzki
Tony Parker
Tim Duncan
Earl Boykins
Ben Wallace
Chauncey Billups
Nick Van Exel
Gary Payton
Jason Williams
Jason Kidd
Kenyon Martin
Baron Davis
Allen Iverson
Amare Stoudemire
Rasheed Wallace
Bobby Jackson
Peja Stojakovic
Emanuel Ginobili
Ronald Murray
Vladimir Radmanovic
Vince Carter
Andrei Kirilenko
Brendan Haywood
Chris Whitney

If you haven’t seen Seattle, Memphis, Cleveland, or Denver play, then you should. And if you haven’t seen the Lakers 2.0, San Antonio 2.0, Dallas 2.0, Portland 1.9, Sacramento 1.7, Minnesota 2.1, and the improved Rockets and Pacers, well, then you should.

Also, my favorite teams are now Seattle and San Antonio.

Post No. 1

I say that we should make this blog page dedicated to sports (and spam) and that we hereby use the old site for all other stuff.
"I say there, I'll give it a try."
"Sounds like a solid one, there, boy."
"Good mind, that one."
"Okay, Jenkins, you've got my support."
"Here, here!"
"Ah, rubbish, he's always doing that kind of thing. But whatever, where are the hookers?"